i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
