i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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