we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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