He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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