God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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