they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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