I think I died a long time ago.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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