So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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