I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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