We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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