i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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