Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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