we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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