i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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