So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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