I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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