He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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