i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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