So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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