at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Your cock deserves a montage
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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