This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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