Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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