I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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