can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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