I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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