You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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