if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Randomize
