Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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