Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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