His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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