He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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