He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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