Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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