ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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