So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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