how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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