oh god the rape fog is back!
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
this will be a night to untag.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Lo siento on account of my penis...
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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