BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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