: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
from now on my penis is your penis
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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