i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
