I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Randomize
