'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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