I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
pray to the hookup gods
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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