Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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