we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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