so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
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