does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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