your room smells of hookers.
And success
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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