the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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