We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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