your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
My boob is missing a layer of skin
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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