I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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