Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
now i know why i became what i already was.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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