do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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