where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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